Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He better not be in your backpack
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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