Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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