just tell him i said nine months
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Randomize
