Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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