Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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