the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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