Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
You pole danced in your parka.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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