god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He's in a nude suit, bald, with a pink headband and a black sharpie streak down his forehead.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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