Every time I hang out with your gay friend, I have to make a checklist of words to look up when I get home. First Google of the night? "Power bottom."
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
And my parents said I crawled through the house
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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