So explain to me again how you wake up next to a Brazilian model and I wake up next to a turkey sub? And a jar of grey poupon.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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