After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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