think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
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