If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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