Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Randomize
