Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Randomize
