She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
You're a waste of cheezeits
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
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