Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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