Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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