no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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