But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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