the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
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