what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I don't want my vagina anymore.
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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