..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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