I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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