For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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