Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I woke up under a house in Key West
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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