there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
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