I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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