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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
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