More tranny stories later!
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
Randomize
