I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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