2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Floor bacon is actually really good
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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