Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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