Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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