Will you blow on my dice?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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