i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
I think a kid would responsible me up
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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