brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
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