Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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