no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
