billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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