you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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