she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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