FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
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