Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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