your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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