Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
