What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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