Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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