If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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