watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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